UC知道英语好的请进来，跪求翻译`！
来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/05/30 10:38:36
原文是：大学里面流传着这样一则短信，读大学要做什么，每天早上抛硬币就可以知道，如果硬币是正面的话，今天就去上网，如果硬币是反面的话，今天就上课睡觉，如果硬币竖了起来，今天就老老实实去上课，如果硬币斜着的话，那么以后就去读研，如果硬币粉碎了的话，那么以后就去读博士，如果抛出的硬币变成两枚的话，那么以后就天天抛。
各位英语大侠，帮帮忙啊，小弟先谢过了~！
各位英语大侠，帮帮忙啊，小弟先谢过了~！
Inside the university is spreading this kind of piece of short note, reads the university to have to make any, every day early upcasts the coin to be possible to know, if the coin is positive, today accesses the net, if the coin is reverse side, today attends class sleeps, if the coin has set upright, today honest attends class, if coin slanting, then later will read grinds, if the coin has crushed, then later on will read doctor, if will eject the coin will turn two speeches, then later daily will throw. Each English chivalrous person, helps, the little brother apologized first ~!
看看可以吧，绝对行！